This sounds like a great contest. Among our favorite entries so far:
- Will somebody hold my hand and tell me everything’s going to be alright?
- I Believe in ESP: Electing Sane People
- I wish the whole country could be like Texas… how’d they get so damn rich?
- I’VE HAD ALL I CAN STAND AND I CAN’T wait to read about this during my lunch break at work unless it’s super busy.
*You like this.
Well, MY middle name is Elizabeth. That proves I’m the Queen of England.
I hope this is a sign of what the future holds for us.
and since you can’t have a political rally without mentioning this important debate:
"When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point." - Barack Obama quote on Marijuana
I advise you to walk around all day today and shout at people: