Casey Anthony was found not guilty of murdering her daughter, as the American public stands by in shock and awe. In other news, millions of sick and dying American children and adults still don’t have healthcare, to the shock and awe of absolutely nobody.”
— Jon Stewart (via amazingatheist)
Nine’s Eleven: Jon Stewart
How many Bush acolytes got on TV last week to take credit for killing Osama? Eleven.
How many Obama administration officials went out? One. Who’d he credit? Everybody.
Somehow, Jon Stewart makes this sadness funny.
Jon Stewart, on the GOP’s curious targets for budget cuts: “Our only way out of this mess is to cut programs that affect people who vote for Democrats.”
the look on his face says it all.
not to mention the defunding of the US Institute for Peace.
Still waiting to hear how defunding Planned Parenthood and public broadcasting, attempting to legalize the murder of abortion providers, redefining rape, and denying pay to government employees who worked for healthcare reform is going to create jobs.
JGL on the daily show.
OMG. they’re both babies!
This sounds like a great contest. Among our favorite entries so far:
- Will somebody hold my hand and tell me everything’s going to be alright?
- I Believe in ESP: Electing Sane People
- I wish the whole country could be like Texas… how’d they get so damn rich?
- I’VE HAD ALL I CAN STAND AND I CAN’T wait to read about this during my lunch break at work unless it’s super busy.
*You like this.
Well, MY middle name is Elizabeth. That proves I’m the Queen of England.
I hope this is a sign of what the future holds for us.
and since you can’t have a political rally without mentioning this important debate:
"When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point." - Barack Obama quote on Marijuana
I advise you to walk around all day today and shout at people: